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Monday, December 23, 2013

Man Crush Monday!!!: Idris Elba


In preparation for the release of the bio-pic of the century Mandela:  Long Walk to Freedom due in theaters Christmas Day, this week’s Man Crush goes to the long time sexiness of Idris Elba.
 
I may be a little out of my age bracket with this one...but credit must be given when credit is due.
 
About every 5 movies that have been released in the past 10 years have featured a performance by the amazingly talented Idrissa Akuna Elba. The sexy Elba is of African descent (Ghanaian and Sierra Leonean) , but gets his sexy on-again, off-again accent from Hackney, London, England. Idris first caught women’s eye for his role in the HBO series, The Wire.  Yet another diamond in the rough in Hollywood, Elba manages to capture audiences whenever he is on screen. He made us hate him in American Gangster (2007) opposite Denzel Washington, had us on the edge of our seats in Takers (2010), and made us all cry in Tyler Perry’s: Daddy’s Little Girls (2007). His most memorable role will be his most recent film, portraying the South African president and anti- apartheid leader, Nelson Mandela in the long awaited Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom. His performance will carry a little more weight than before since the recent passing of the heroic politician. Given Elba’s track record for capturing audiences, he should definitely do the icon, Mandela some justice.
 
YAS!
 
 


This is how I now I'm out of my age range with this one because I still had parental controls on my tv when HBO'S  The Wire had the most hype.
 

Idris has already been nominated for Best Actor in a Motion Picture in the Golden Globes. The movie itself is nominated for 3 awards.
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom is due in American theaters on Dec.25. It is also anticipated to be the longest movie ever made since the VH1 Michael Jackson movie. (That is not an official fact, just Tay's expectation)
Sorry ladies this MCM is married, with a baby on the way...And she's cute. Triple blow to the heart, I know  -_-


We cant look tho...  ;-)
Stalker Notes :   
                               Twitter: idriselba
                               

Saturday, December 21, 2013

All Hail Queen Bey!!!: 4 Visual Favs from the Beyonce album

   Have you died of Beyonce' overdose yet? It's ok, me either. Queen Bey was able to take a royal number two on the music world by releasing an album with zero promotion via ITunes last week. The album equipped with 14 songs and 17 matching visuals, climbed the Bilboard charts to No.1 in 3 days, went No.1 in over 100 countries worldwide and managed to go platinum before physical copies were released in stores. The album was able to have record breaking success without the help of retail chains Target and Amazon. They are choosing not to carry the album because the digital release of the album will "impact demand and sales projections". They must have forgot they are talking about a Beyoncé album but its fine, non IPhone owning BeyHive stans can pick up the album when they get their snow tires and Captain Crunch at Walmart.
        Releasing 16 music videos at one time has its perks, people take longer to get tired of you. And since we not tired of Beyonce yet, here are 4 of my favorite videos from the album.

4)  Blue

                Since we only get to see Miss Blue Ivy Carter’s face once a month and she’s usually mean mugging when she is photographed, it was nice to see the 2-year-old, Jay Z clone smile. It’s also reassuring to know that the child actually has a face, not just a chubby cheeked profile. Queen Bey actually let us match a cute little voice to the face this time too! Considering Bey pretty much gave free promotion to the Costa Rican tourist industry, the visuals in this video are worth looking at.
Bey really focused on the beauty of Costa Rica in this vid
 
Theme of this video was "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww"


She really is the perfect physical mix of Bey and Jay
 
I loved hearing her little voice attempt to say Beyoncé at the end of the song. Awwwww
 
3) Drunk In Love
 
                Infamous video director Hype Williams, definitely did Yonce’ justice in this video, not that he had to try very hard. Then again, you can’t give Hype that much credit. Beyonce wet, in a bikini is worth looking at in itself. And in real life, everybody looks good in black and white. (Don’t believe me? Play with your Instagram fillers). Considering whenever you put Jay and Bey in the same frame, its camera worthy, the video is simple enough to accompany the dramatics and eeriness of the song.
"Can keep yo eyes of my fatty daddy, I want you" o_o
 

nothing sexier than water and sand in black and white

"talkin all that shit in the car talkin bout you the baddest b!tch thus far"

You ever notice as sexy as Beyoncé is, she still cant seem to make Jay Z look sexually appealing. Like you want to be with Jay, but you cant see yourself laying under him.
 
2) Partition
 
                 The song by itself is enough to make a pimp clutch his pearls. Though I may not have enjoyed watching this as much as a man would, I can definitely appreciate the sexiness of this video. One thing I admire about this video is, as raunchy as the song is; the video finds its extreme sexiness without turning into soft core porn.  The burlesque inspired strip teases, curvy shadows, and vintage European lingerie, brings a certain type of class to the whole thing. I’d imagine that’s hard to do when you make a song about giving fillato in the back of a limo. The effortlessness of Bey’s moves, make you believe this is just a nightly show that she puts on for Jay Z after concerts.
"Man aint neva seen a booty like dis"


 Mrs.Carter let the freak out with this song. I wonder does Hov really call her "Peaches" in the bed. haha

"Driver roll up the partition please...."

This is how you be sexy and classy.

...Please not at the breakfast table Mrs. Carter ;-)
 

1) Haunted
 

Bey was definitely bitten by the abstract art bug with this album. Every big pop star, tries the whole “creepy”,”scary”, “Michael Jackson Thriller” thing at least once. Rihanna did it with Disturbia, Chris Brown in Wall to Wall, and Lady Gaga just scares people all the time. It’s usually a hit or miss, but the visual for Haunted is perfect in every way.  Bey’s flawless makeup and tux, the eerie imagery, the song its self is amazingly thrilling.   Now, do I completely understand the meaning behind all the weird imagery? No. Not at all.  But something about the incomprehensible weirdness of this video just makes it cool to watch. Bey proved she can truly do no wrong.


If we didn't get anything from this album, we got enough visuals of Bey's ass


Naw, its ok, I don't get it either...

Her whole look in this video was so f**kin kick ass. Say it with me... SLLLLLLAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!




 
Stalker Note (For those who are not already virtually stalking the Carters):
                                                               
                                                              IG: Beyoncé




Beyoncé is available on ITunes and in stores ( not Target or Amazon because they  are some haters that apparently didn't get Hov's message when he said #newrules)


Check out why Target and Amazon decided to NOT carry Bey's already platinum album. 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/on-leadership/wp/2013/12/19/targets-risky-snub-of-beyonce/

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Beyonce!!: YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!

 


One word...no explanation needed.
 
12 am, December 13th, the world stopped gathered around together and let out a unified YAAAAAAAASSSSS! With no leaks, and using nothing but speculation and anticipation as promo, Beyonce released her 5th studio album. The massive self-titled juggarnaut debuted No.1 in 72 countries within the first 3 hours of release, and No.1 in 100 countries in the first 24 hours! Queen Bey made sure she rewarded her loyal Bey Hive with as much Mrs. Carter as we could stand. The iTunes exclusive project included 14 tracks to dance in your room to, and 17 visuals to marvel at.


Heeeeeeyyyyy Miss Carter
The album in its entirety is something to appreciate after you get over the initial shock.  Beyonce breathed life into her sexy persona Mrs. Carter. And compared to Sasha Fierce, Mrs. Carter is more grown and raunchier. But of course leave it to bored, sex deprived, pearl wearing housewives to have a problem with Yonce’s new image. Liberal Christian women mourned the loss of their daughter’s perfect role model, while their husbands grabbed their crotches watching her post-baby body gyrate in Parisian lingerie. While it’s entertaining to watch the critics clutch their pearls, the raunchiness of the album is a hit or miss throughout the album. The vocal excellence of Rocket needs to be the sound score for a sex scene in a movie while Partition, although a banger, sounds a church girl trying too hard to impress her gangster boyfriend.   
                    "Sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker, Yonce’ all on his mouth like liquor"
Each song does a good job of taking on its own personality, even without the visuals. Bey provides everything that we expect from her and then some. The hip-hop heiress, Blue Ivy made her debut on her mother’s heartfelt dedication. Both the turnt up love ballad, Drunk in Love with her hubby Jay Z and the revamp of producer HitBoy’s Bow Down (2013), renamed Flawless will be played in the clubs for a while, although club anthems are uncharacteristic of the R&B, pop Queen. Ignoring Drake living out his lifelong, light skinned fantasy of harmonizing with Beyonce, Mine, and No Angel are made with Drake’s smooth, easy listening style. Tracks like Haunted, have a sexy, eerie, sound that appeases the pop music genre. Bey still gives us the typical feel good, feminist friendly, dance hits and dramatic vocal performances, but the whole album sounds like something Bey has been trying to get out for a while.  It’s going to be interesting to see how she incorporates this new, cocky, rebellious style into her legendary performances that she’s known for. While some of the songs can be easily over looked, as a dedicated bee of the Bey Hive, I must rule that Beyonce is definitely Tay Approved.

Thank you Ms. Pope. I was wondering what I was going to do until Scandal came back on.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Woman (Women) Crush Wenesday!!!! : The Black Women of the 2013 Victoria Secret Fashion Show


Horny men and lovers of the 5 for 26$ panty sale all gathered around to watch the Victoria Secret Fashion Show last night. While Miss Secret’s show didn’t disappoint in displaying huge wings and sparkly underwear sets that one will never see in the store at the mall, the show did manage to shock critics by adding a little more color to the show than in previous years. And by color, I don’t mean the seizure inducing light displays. Young girls were disappointed and surprised to see that the fashion industry's current token black girl, Chanel Iman was replaced by not one but by 5 other 6ft tall, size 2 , ethnic beauties. Yes 5 of em yall! We got a black man in the white house and now we got 5 non-white girls on the Victoria Secret Runway. I tell ya da times sholl’ is a changin! Scroll down and see 3 of the of this week’s Woman Crushes and get jumpstart motivation for that 20lbs weight loss New Year’s Resolution.


                                                              Cindy Bruna

Height: 5’11
Age: 18
Hometown: Paris, France
   Major Jobs:    
Giorgio Armani
Alexander McQueen
Givenchy
John Paul Gaultier

Nothing but legs

 
Woooorrrrkkkkk!
 
 Stalker Notes:
IG: cindybruna
Twitter: CindyBruna
 
Jourdan Dunn
Height: 5’10
Age:24
Hometown: London, England
        Major Jobs:       
Prada
Burberry
H&M
Rihanna for Rivers Island (YAS!)

Jourdan Dunn is one of the faces of R for Rivers Island which automatically makes her my favorite
 
I need this Calvin Klein jump suit !!!
 
 In 2008, Jourdan was the first black model to grace Prada's runway in 10 years.
 
 Staler Notes:
IG: officialjdunn
Twitter: missjourdandunn

Maria Borges

 

Height: 5’10
Age:22
Hometown: Angola, Africa
Major Jobs:
Giorgio Armani
Tommy Hilfiger

 
 
Nubian Queen
 
 
 
 
" You only like light skinned girls??"....." Shhhhhhh"
Stalker Notes: 
IG: mariaborges28 
 
 


2014 Grammy Nomination Snubs



Every music lovers holiday is upon us and Saturday night was the preparation for it. Saturday night 2014’s Grammy nominees were released. And it wouldn’t be a decent year in music, if it weren’t any disappointments. Considering the amazing music  we got this year, it was exciting to see which artist the academy were forced to acknowledge. While we sit back  on January 26,and watch everyone collect the music industries biggest honor, here are some of our favorite artist that will not be honored.  While everybody’s favorite musician in the world can’t win, here are some that Tay felt were snubbed.

 

1) K Michelle
         All ratchetness aside, K Michelle was one of the lone singers that put the R&B genre on her back this year. While V.S.O.P wasn’t my favorite song, her album was pretty solid. You say what you want about K.Michelle but on the basis of a true R&B artist and album, her album Rebellious Soul meets the criteria and would’ve carried its weight next to Tamar Braxton and John Legend. (Sorry Ciara)While the academy was scraping up nominees out of the “urban sector” for the R&B category, they could’ve given K a nomination. Hell Alicia Keys Girl on Fire got one, and the human ear can only physically tolerate that song for 20 seconds.



2) J Cole
          Born Sinner was one of the albums that made summer 2013 one of the greatest for hip hop in a while. Cole showed his massive sized kahunas to the rap world when he purposefully dropped his album on the same day as his label mate Kanye West. Now I’m willing to fight to the death with someone about which one was better (cough,cough Born Sinner) but the quality of Born Sinner can’t be denied. The album has lost a little bit of its hype since the summer, but since Kanye has been force feeding Yeezus down our throat, Born Sinner took a back seat. Cole isn’t at his peak where he could have won against Magna Carta/Holy Grail or Nothing was the Same but it would’ve been nice to see it on the list.

 
3) Miley Cyrus
           If only they gave out Grammy’s out for twerking…..she still wouldn’t win, but music wise Miley was definitely snubbed this year. Although her album dropped too late for a nomination, Wrecking Ball was definitely a decent song with notoriety this year. If Miley knew she wasn’t even going to be recognized for her music video, she probably wouldn’t have put her bare crotch on that cold wrecking ball in the video.

bow down bitches
4) Rihanna
Rihanna haters please keep your hate to yourself.

                Will Rih go down for best singer or performer when her Rihanna reign is over? No, probably not. But the fact that she recently just broke the record  for having the most No.1 pop songs of ALL TIME, should count for something. (Kanye voice) Putting my Rihanna love aside: Only 2 nominations for a platinum album is borderline disrespectful. I mean c’mon, the woman is an ICON! (American Music Award’s words, not mine)

5) Kanye West- Oooo Kanye gonna be mad…..

                While I’m not all the way against this one, Mr.West may think of his mere 2 nominations as “an attempt by white corporate America to marginalize the urban community from public success!”  (Kanye rant voice), but this just proved that Yeezus went way above everybody’s head. One can only think that the poor academy gave West the 2 nominations out of pure fear of public scrutiny. My only objection is to the Best Rap Performance category. Any YouTube video will show that, Kanye’s creative, fearless creativity and empire sized ego makes a great performance. But hey, at the relief of whatever security that is working the show that night, maybe Ye will be so offended at a mere 2 nominations that he won’t even show up.
 
Check here for the official list of the nominees:
 
 
We have weeks before the mecca of music lovers on January 26th.  Continue to check back here for more Grammy obsessed post!