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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Tay's Unpopular Opinion: 5 Artist We Have No Use For


Lets be honest, now a days the music worlds is full of BS.  Some of the BS we tolerate for the purpose of keeping the party going, or the tears flowing. While they are certain songs that are useless to us now, there are certain artists who haven’t been able to live up to the hype that they have generated with their first hit. Here are just a few artists that nobody would really miss if they fell off.

5.Tyga
Better seen, not heard.. you know if tatted up, Chris Brown look-a-likes are your thing


 
His hit  Rack City (2013) drew just enough hype for him to be taken seriously. Everything he has put out as of recently has been enough to draw a casual head nod. But just like everybody else on Young Money, (excluding Drake and Nicki Minaj), when Lil Wayne’s flame went out, he took the rest of his signed rappers into the freezer with him. Tyga made a feature on a few major songs, but his verse always seems to pop up when you think the song is over. And after hearing Tyga just ramble about hoes and money for a few seconds, you kinda wished the song would have ended a minute ago.   All of his verses sound like the vulgar thoughts of the typical male ego and lord knows nobody needs to hear that.




4.Ciara
Style, Beauty, Moves....musical talent? not so much
 

-Huuuh CiCi.  Every other year Ciara comes up scrapes up all the talent she has in her, to entertain us with another song. We watch the video to see what contorted dance moves she has made up, the song gets some airtime for about a month….and then we’re done. Ciara has been trying to convince us that she can sing for years, she even made a cable movie called Mama I Want to Sing (2011), to even try to convince herself to no avail.  Ciara is more entertaining to look at than she is to hear. She would be more respected as a choreographer, or a model. She could even dip her hand in song writing, assuming she writes any of her songs, but as a singer? After 6 years and 2 hits, it’s kinda time to hang it up.

3. Future
Better seen,not heard....hmm I'm sensing a pattern here
 

Hey, at least they look good.
-  When your engagement to another D-list celebrity draws more hype than your album, it’s time for a change. Yes, we jigged to Tony Montana (2012) for a while, and Same Damn Time (2012) got the club going, no doubt about that, but really if we never heard Future’s voice again, would the party stop? No. Similar to his 4th baby momma, Ciara, Future is a lot better to look at than he is to be heard. Future sounds like he’s drowning and Ciara sings like she dying a horrible, painful death half the time. I don’t know if making subpar music is what brought them together, but if these two got married and locked themselves in  a mansion and were never heard from again, they wouldn’t be missed. Fortunately for them (and Future’s 3 other baby mommas) having a mediocre music career plays well.

 
2. Big Sean

And again... I can look at him all day
        -It kinda hurt to add this one to the list but once again, if your engagement to another D-list celebrity draws more attention than your album, someone isn’t doing their job. Now Big Sean is probably the only one on this list who actually has the talent to be removed. Not sure if it is shotty management or Kanye's GOOD Music label has inherited Diddy's Bad Boy label curse. What ever it is Big Sean isn't quite as big as he should be.  He has all the makings to be a hip hop legend.  Good word play, endorsement by a hip hop legend, and moderately good looks, but for some reason, something isn't catching on. On paper, Big Sean has a verse on pretty much all the major hits of this generation, but his generally good verses are easily overlooked. Hopefully that flop of an album he released recently won’t be the end of him.

1. Keyshia Cole
Better seen....nah, nevermind
 

        - Keyshia managed to resurrect R&B with her first couple albums. Even if you didn’t like her music, her reality show made you feel bad enough for her to buy it. But once the sympathy wore off, people realized she sounded like a dying cat. Keyshia was supposed to be the next Mary J Blige but once all of her songs started sounding the same, we gave up on that dream, leaving Keyshia’s next 2 albums in the clearance bin at Walmart. People blame her marriage to Daniel Gibson for her musical down fall, because of course no one wants to hear happy R&B music.  But since a typical Hollywood divorce is anticipated for the two of them soon, maybe people will feel bad enough for her to buy her albums again.