SayItAintTay: Rihanna Wednesday!!!!- Mercedes Benz Fashion Week 2013

Rihanna-sexuals UNITE! It’s that time again!!!

Its Fashion Week in New York City this week, and we all know where ever there is fashion and the possibly of liquor, our fashionista RihRih will be in attendance. Rihanna and her mullet attended fashion designer, Alexander Wang’s fashion show earlier this week. Now knowing our baby Rih Rih ,we know her style changes with the seasons, and apparently we’re all supposed to turn into gothic vampires this fall because Rih seems to be going through a dark period. The dark lip stick, the thick eye liner, the printed stockings the crucifix chokers? Not to mention, her attempt to resurrect the “business in the front, party in the back” hair style from the 80’s. One has to think that Rihanna’s hairstylist is simply running out of styles and weaves to give her. But never the less Rihanna magically finds a way to make even the most outrageous fashion trends look desirable. Even though I am smart enough to view at Rih,Rih’s ever changing style with a big “do not try at home” sign, I am already taking my Pepto Bismal in preparation of seeing every day hood rats with nappy ass synthetic rat tails attempting the RihMullet . Based on versatility points alone, this look is Tay Approved.

C'mon, who can makes gothic look good?

I would say this is the closest Rih has come to a bad look, and its still kinda fierce.

Business in the front, Turnt Up in the back= The RihMullet

Where ever there’s an A list party, there’s a drunk Rihanna. Obviously the Barbadian Beauty was too turnt up to fulfill her superstar obligations at Alexander Wang’s after party. Allegedly when a brave fan approached the gothic princess, in attempts to get a picture with her she simply slurred “I’m too fucked up, no pictures”. I don’t think my feelings would be hurt if I got this response, considering I’d probably have to be pretty fucked up myself to have to balls to approach Rihanna at a party.

"Used to be niggas only, now everybody playin spendin everything on Alexander WANG"-Kanye

Rih was ran into another West Indian bad bitch. #heynicki

RihRih has been kickin it in New York since coming off of her Diamonds World Tour

Although we all would like to believe the fantasy that Rihanna sits in her million dollar Soho condo, in a cloud of weed smoke, drawing up her own costume designs, there’s actually a man behind the fierceness. His name is Adam Selman and he’s the fashion genius behind Rihanna’s show stopping stage costumes and Rihanna’s Rihanna for Rivers Island clothing line. Selman stepped out of Rih’s huge shadow to debut his own clothing line this week at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week to mediocre reviews. The straight lines and bland colors look kinda H&M clearance rack to me. Rih must not have been that impressed with her costume designer’s line either considering she didn’t even show up to his show. Maybe she had a hangover from the Alexander Wang show. Oh Well.

Here’s a few pieces from Adam Selman 2014